heather-morriss:

_{I see a little silhouetto of a man}

Scara^MOUCHE scara^MOUCHE

Will you do the fan^dango?

ＴＨＵＮＤＥＲＢＯＬＴＳ　ＡＮＤ　ＬＩＧＨＴＮＩＮＧ

ＶＥＲＹ　ＶＥＲＹ　ＦＲＩＧＨＴＥＮＩＮＧ　

Me!

^Galileo,_Galileo

^Galileo,_Galileo 

Galileo, Figaro

magnificoo^oooooo_ooo~ 

(Source: metallikato, via smitty--werbenjagermanjensen)

(Source: roxannestrange, via seppunstar)

vondell-swain:

i’m not homophobic, my best friend is black

(via tothefridgeandbeyond)

ierobrows:

when the character in the book/fanfiction you are reading does something really embarrassing and you suffer secondhand embarrassment and you just have to stare at the ceiling and whisper you are an idiot why would you do that oh my god

(Source: ieroglyphics, via blusapphireeyes)

there is this cunt from my school that I cannot stand in my house lord jesus give me the strength not to kill a bitch tonight amen　

gaymzee:

horton hears a what

horton hears a who

horton hears a chicka chicka slim shady

(via 314-eater)

laughingoutofcontrol:

so today i burnt myself with a hot glue gun in art when i put my elbow on it.

so i finally felt it today when i had a scratch and i was like oh it’s just hot glue so then i started to pick it off and didn’t realize it was cut so now it’s burning and hurts so much.

fucking hot glue guns

can’t i make a clay tardis in peace without having to put my fucking arm on the metal part of a hot glue gun 

i am such an idiot.

hot glue guns are such cunts I’m not even kidding omg

fugrats:

why did it take this long for the brown m&m to get her own person i smell racism

(via hicharlotte)

(via the-silly-bitch)