February 2012
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 5 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 4 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 and a half hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 and a half hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2.25 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and 45 minutes of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and a half of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can just not wake up and sleep all day
laugh-addict:
Expectation:
Reality:
laugh-addict.com
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Tomorrow.
Whenever I eat something delicious and can't stop...
omfgsomepersonactually:
If I'm ever a teacher
evrel:
my first lesson will be on page 394. I will decide on that day which students I like based on who laughs.
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what girls say to my brother: you're a cutie!
what guys say to me: you're a cow.
jpegartifacts:
The gay agenda:
wake up
pray that Rick Santorum becomes gay
push straight people who are riding bikes off of their bikes
have gay lunch
go for a gay walk in the gay park
go to gay work and make gay money
go gay shopping
buy gay things
have gay dinner
pray that America will be destroyed
watch a gay television programme on a gay television set
go to sleep
have gay...
The 78th GIF is who or what you will be having sex...
thegifinyourfolder:
Oh hell yeah we are Logan. Because you’ll be screaming oh no later.
Submitted by: fishing4llamas
When someone catches you in a lie:
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My mom and I went to pick up my brother from school and we saw a laptop case outside by the flagpole where we usually pick him up when he’s done weightlifting. I went to go grab his laptop and I opened it to see if it was his. It wasn’t. The guy was standing right there and I said, “Oh sorry I thought you were my brother,” and ran away.
omg it was the most embarrassing...
bases for normal people:
1st: kissing
2nd: kinky stuff
3rd: oral
home run: sex
bases for me:
1st: knowing each other's existence
2nd: breathing the same air
3rd: eye contact
home run: speaking to each other
first discovering a group: omfg how am i going to tell them apart
later in the obsession: omg yes that's him i can tell by his ear shape
I like how everyone complains when something new...
and I think Karp is sitting in front of his computer, clicks on Save changes and whispers:
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I go through headphones faster than Kim Kardashian goes through a marriage. :(
3 tags
My friend told me she didn’t like Betty White.
I had to question our friendship.
the-lron-butt:
babyminaj:
My favorite Oscar of the night
bitch please
make room for the Grammys
absolute weight loss problem right here.
friend: eats mcdonalds and is still skinny
me: eat a peanut and i gain 10 pounds
